what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings)

i need:

  • to be on a beach
  • right now

i’m honestly just pissed off that i burned my mouth on pizza and that no one has nominated me for the ice bucket challenge


The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

do you ever have days where you just CAN NOT deal with any functioning member of society?
JESUS CHRIST is it really THAT hard to answer your phone when I call, or to THINK of someone besides yourself, or just THINK in general?
like wtf rlly

i just want someone to cuddle me, and tell me they love me just the way i am, and be by my side so i don’t have to do life alone all the time, and tell me i’m sexy, and take me on dates where i can dress all nice and wear red lipstick,and get me a fucking milkshake when i want one.


pokemon? way over it. 

talk w/ me when you’re looking for a REAL game